Post by kariee on Oct 20, 2008 17:30:44 GMT -5
The Death of a Dearly Beloved Fish
Dialogue from grade ten that Ashley and I came up with.
Ashley is playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game.
Ashley is singing its’ theme song.
Amelia is holding/flapping around the paper fish making funny noises.
Ashley stops playing the game and slowly turns her head towards Amelia and bursts out in laughter.
Amelia frowns, “What?”
Ashley, still laughing, “ That fish has no meat on its bones!”
“Well, I don’t care! It’s the best pet I’ve ever had! It’ll never die on me! Plus, look at it swim.” She throws it up into the air and watches it flutter to the ground.
“Ha-ha, never die? Pff, yay right!” she said grabbing the piece of paper and ripping it to shreds.
“Noooo, not the gumdrop button- I mean fish!!!”
”Gumdrop button? Hahahahaha, yeah but your fish is totally dead!”
Sobbing Amelia looks over at Ashley, “ Why would you kill my fishy?”
She shrugs her shoulders, “ ‘Cause I was totally thinking about making those…uhm…fish, filet thingers…”
“What fish filet thingers…?”
“You know… like the one from Mc Donalds.”
“ They have fish thingers at Mc Donalds ?!?!?!”
“Uh.. yeah!”
“Wait wait wait… YOU wanted to eat me fish !
”
Ashley ignores Amelia and continues to play the game.
“Well ?!?” Amelia urges, too impatient to wait for an answer later.
“Uh no…I just hated that stupid fish!”
“You hated that fish ?! But why? It was so… papery. “
“Exactly, this was the point I was trying to make!”
“That you can buy fish at Mc Donalds? “
“No!! Geez…it was fake! You know… unreal! Non-existent! How many different ways must I say it?”
“Well, now- How many different ways CAN you say it?”
“Well how many ways must I for you to get it! I mean trust me I can come up with many.”
“You want to know what! I think…I think we should get a… TURTLE!!” Amelia says this all excited like as she pulls a paper turtle from her pocket.
Ashley groans, turning off the game and walking out of the room.
Amelia chuckles to herself, “hahaha…I got the game from her!”
Dialogue from grade ten that Ashley and I came up with.
Ashley is playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game.
Ashley is singing its’ theme song.
Amelia is holding/flapping around the paper fish making funny noises.
Ashley stops playing the game and slowly turns her head towards Amelia and bursts out in laughter.
Amelia frowns, “What?”
Ashley, still laughing, “ That fish has no meat on its bones!”
“Well, I don’t care! It’s the best pet I’ve ever had! It’ll never die on me! Plus, look at it swim.” She throws it up into the air and watches it flutter to the ground.
“Ha-ha, never die? Pff, yay right!” she said grabbing the piece of paper and ripping it to shreds.
“Noooo, not the gumdrop button- I mean fish!!!”
”Gumdrop button? Hahahahaha, yeah but your fish is totally dead!”
Sobbing Amelia looks over at Ashley, “ Why would you kill my fishy?”
She shrugs her shoulders, “ ‘Cause I was totally thinking about making those…uhm…fish, filet thingers…”
“What fish filet thingers…?”
“You know… like the one from Mc Donalds.”
“ They have fish thingers at Mc Donalds ?!?!?!”
“Uh.. yeah!”
“Wait wait wait… YOU wanted to eat me fish !
”Ashley ignores Amelia and continues to play the game.
“Well ?!?” Amelia urges, too impatient to wait for an answer later.
“Uh no…I just hated that stupid fish!”
“You hated that fish ?! But why? It was so… papery. “
“Exactly, this was the point I was trying to make!”
“That you can buy fish at Mc Donalds? “
“No!! Geez…it was fake! You know… unreal! Non-existent! How many different ways must I say it?”
“Well, now- How many different ways CAN you say it?”
“Well how many ways must I for you to get it! I mean trust me I can come up with many.”
“You want to know what! I think…I think we should get a… TURTLE!!” Amelia says this all excited like as she pulls a paper turtle from her pocket.
Ashley groans, turning off the game and walking out of the room.
Amelia chuckles to herself, “hahaha…I got the game from her!”
